Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Bacon in My Ear A guy walks INTO a doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what's wrong with me?!?" The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 543 Document last updated on September 4th 2009