Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Bad News Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What!?! How about the bad news? Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday. | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 548 Document last updated on September 4th 2009