Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] American Technology A GROUP of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology FROM their countries. 'In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to work in 2 weeks." "That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by Saturday." "That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an asshole FROM Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 564 Document last updated on September 4th 2009