Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] While The Cats Away As the door is opened, the travelling salesmans shocked to see a little lad, stood in a silk dressing gown, cigar in one hand, glass of whiskey in the other! Looking further into the house, a prostitute is laying spent across the couch! "Er, hello young man" he manages to stammer, "Is your mommy or daddy home?" Little Johnny looks at him increduously, "Does it fucking look like it?" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 641 Document last updated on September 4th 2009