Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Bear Advisory The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray. Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung. Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it. Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray! | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 554 Document last updated on September 4th 2009