Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Lottery Winner A woman rushes home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, she slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, 'Oh my gosh! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 560 Document last updated on September 4th 2009