Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] The Perfect Breakfast As A Man Sees It You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton. | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 495 Document last updated on September 4th 2009