Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Why Men Get Out Of Bed A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night: - 5% said it was to get a glass of water. - 12% said it was to go to the toilet. - 83% said it was to go home. | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 537 Document last updated on September 4th 2009