Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Burn Patient A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed in the emergency room with second-degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?" The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheets off his legs." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 539 Document last updated on September 4th 2009