Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Getting out of a Speeding Ticket Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding? The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 679 Document last updated on September 4th 2009