Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Boy, Officer & Squirrel A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. "Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 517 Document last updated on September 4th 2009