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God Ends The WorldGod called a meeting of Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates and said: "I've given you all the tools you needed to make a better world - you've blown it and I'm ending the world in two weeks."
Bill Clinton went on TV and said "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks."
Boris Yeltsin called his advisors together and said "I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God exists. The really bad news is that the world will end in two weeks."
Bill Gates called his co-workers together and said "I have good news and really good news. The good news is that God thinks I am one of the three most powerful people in the world. The really good news is that we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95."
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