Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Suicidal Blonde A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 514 Document last updated on September 4th 2009