Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Golden Years The Golden Years I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh My God What can I do My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell! My mood is bad - can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years has come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass. | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 761 Document last updated on September 4th 2009