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The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans12. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
11. "Your place or my Mom's?"
10 "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!"
9. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
8. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
7. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
6. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
5. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
4. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
3. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
2. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
1. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"
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