Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Confused People In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here." The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?" The second responds, "God told me I was." At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 543 Document last updated on September 4th 2009