Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Placing Your Order A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 479 Document last updated on September 4th 2009