Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Purchasing A Turkey A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 502 Document last updated on September 4th 2009