Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Outrun The Bear Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 695 Document last updated on September 4th 2009