Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Close Shave A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 567 Document last updated on September 4th 2009