Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Second Mortgage This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'." "That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 537 Document last updated on September 4th 2009