Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Organic Vegetables My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" "The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 475 Document last updated on September 4th 2009