Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Robbery In A Church A crook thought maybe he could rob a church. The crook takes the money but notices a priest. The crook wants to kill the only witness, so he pulls out his gun, and fires. The crook missed and said "Damn, I missed." the preist tells the crook "If you swear in the house of God again, you will be struck by lightening." The crook shoots, misses, and again say "Damn, I missed." Suddenly, the heavens open up and a bolt of lightening thunders down and hits the preist. Then a towery voice says "Damn, I missed." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 1120 Document last updated on September 4th 2009