Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!" Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?" Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare, "The force is with me... I felt your presents." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 495 Document last updated on September 4th 2009