Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Pray For Gifts Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 508 Document last updated on September 4th 2009