Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Don't Pee in the Pool Don't Pee in the Pool Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you." "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny. "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 701 Document last updated on September 4th 2009