Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Them Texans The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 557 Document last updated on September 4th 2009