Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] The Irish Love Their Beer A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!" | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 583 Document last updated on September 4th 2009