Home > Jokes > Index Jokes Database [ Joke Index | Top 25 | Random 25 | Complete List ] Funeral Plans Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." | Previous | Random Joke | Next | [ Go back to the jokes ] Number of Page Views: 554 Document last updated on September 4th 2009